Bryan is our Lord; we praise his name.

Have you met Bryan?

Bryan loves you.

Do you wish to own one of our sacred head coverings? Do you promise to tell others about Bryan and all of His glory?

Send an electronic mail to this address: info@grassrootstheory.org . In your correspondence, tell us what you call yourself on the IMDb message boards. Then, post your theory on why our followers pray to Bryan here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0802956/board/threads/ . We'll choose two of you from your postings at the IMDb link. The chosen two will be contacted on All Hallow's Eve of the year Two-thousand and Eight. You will be sent an electronic mail requesting your mailing address, and will receive our sacred head covering soon thereafter.

You will also be invited to our gathering in Los Angeles as we all watch the Final Product, "Bryan Loves You".

May Bryan be with you.